Leftists Are So Easily Mocked...

These are the people who think Trump and Vance are "weird"...

And the yankee viewpoint is...

 

Hi, Bob

The title is a college drinking game where you have to down a shot of whiskey whenever you hear a character on "The Bob Newhart Show" (the original Chicago-based one) say this phrase. 

Rest In Peace, Bob.   Your legacy is your gentle style of humor.

No Sympathy For Potato Joe

 I have no sympathy for Potato Joe, who's always been an asshole, and the situation he's put himself into.

Potato Joe stole the election to add the crowning achievement of President to his legacy, but it now seems that his legacy will be one of abject failure, ridicule, and mental decline.   I don't blame Potato Joe for the mental decline, because it gets us all in the end.   I blame "doctor" Jill and the sleazy son for encouraging that Potato Joe run for President, despite knowing he was too far gone by that time.

Just look at Potato Joe's closest family.   No-good kids, scheming "doctor" wife, grifting brothers, and deadson Beau, who I doubt was as angelic as Potato Joe says, given the messes that are Ashley and Hunter.   I can imagine Potato Joe's thinking, in the early 1970s when he was first elected, that he was going to use this position to fill the family coffers.

And, lastly, what "kind, caring, grandparently" type of people, Potato Joe and "doctor" Jill, deny the very existence of a little girl, Navy Joan.   That little girl didn't just dodge a bullet with Potato Joe's disavowal, she dodged a cannonball.

I think the situation Potato Joe put himself into is funny, and I don't care to pretend otherwise.

We could have had stability for the last four years, but nooo, Mister Potatohead had to butt in.

Insert obligatory yankee woman here...

This !

At my previous employer, all of the systems that made our profits ran on Unix, and later, Linux.

So, I can relate to this.

Trump Memes Proudly "Co-opted" (her term, not mine. I would have said "stolen") From The Blog Called "Non-Original Rants"

 

This first one is not funny, but heartbreaking.

This was a good man whose family was forever damaged by democrats.

Corey Comperatore was a girldad, a firefighter, and loved his family.

Goddamn it.

I'm truly not dunking on the female Secret Service agent pictured below.

She probably wanted to make a difference, and I do respect her for it.

But, physically, she's just not enough for a front-line protection team, where brawn and height matters.   A guy who's six feet tall can be on a Secret Service protection team for a guy who's five feet tall, but not the reverse.   

So, her bosses should not have put her on this particular team.

Having said that, all the brawn and height in the world can be negated by the people above you failing as spectacularly as they seem to have done in this case.

Not to worry... we've got "Top Men" on the case.

Top.  Men.